Alex / Sazzy † 18 † Agendered
(◡‿◡✿)*~*~*blog may contain some posts that are NSFW and Guro art*

neocybex:

gassbung:

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS

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OCTOBER IS IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES

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i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

(Source: oikwa)

slipknot prepare for hell tour isn’t coming to NY, well I guess I’m missing that concert too ; > ;

About Studying (Part 2)

lilliaanora:

ISTP: Bro, you just gotta remember the important shit that the teacher always stress about and you’ll be fine. That’s all I got for you.

ESTJ: *reads the entire textbook, even the irrelevant bits.*

ENTP: What if there was an alternate universe in which I died? How did I die in there?

INTP: *internal bellowing of a walrus* I don’t want to do this at all… *goes to distract ENTP and they do weird ideas together*

ENTJ: *intense reading, please do not disturb unless you have a death wish*

s-squishysquibbles:

things not needed to live a happy life

  • a sexual relationship
  • a romantic relationship

things absolutely needed to live a happy life

  • halloween themed sugar cookies

(Source: s-spookysquibbles)

women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.
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